VIDEO | Crozza imitates Minister Giuli: “The right doesn’t understand that we are all fluid, made of water”

"In this regard, the hyper-Dazonian pixel expansion of the undicising clash between the imperial-foro culture and the Brunelleschi-onism of Arnico comes to my aid"

ROME – Crozza version Giuli. In the latest episode of Fratelli di Crozza, the program broadcast on 9, the comedian performs a new imitation of the Minister of Culture, taking inspiration from the latest releases (VIDEO | Minister Giuli viral again: “Everything that is creativity is born in amniotic fluid”) and the Spano affair.

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“This is the decree with which they appointed me – says Crozza in the role of Giuli -. It is full of water, it is creative like the amniotic fluid that gave birth to me. This decree is the maternal womb of the Ministry of Culture from which I was born. Isn’t it of a memorable beauty, so full of water. We Ministers of Culture, like the Aborigines, who search for a place to live, must start a ‘migratory beginning’ that after the episode of Report on Sunday could take me back to the Maxxi or much more likely to the mountains to look for shells”.

“THE RIGHT IS NOT READY FOR PEDERASTS IN THE OFFICE”

“My chief of staff Spano, perhaps more fluid than hydrated, they freeze-dried him! Should I be worried? Should I be afraid? – adds the fake Giuli – In this regard, the hyper-Dazonian pixel expansion of the undicizing clash between the imperial-foro culture and the Brunelleschi-onism comes to my aid: I will watch Fiorentina – Roma on Dazn while on Rai3, Report, could desert my career. Because I, being Giuli the right-wing softener, perhaps I got the dosage wrong. The right is not ready to have pederasts in the office. They didn’t understand that we are all fluid because we are made of… water.”